sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

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"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

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One time, I was at school and didn’t have rolling papers. So I went to the library at school, grabbed the bible and ripped out page 420 and rolled a joint and smoked it right outside of school. It was wonderful.