astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via charmykid)

coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

(via tristyntothesea)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via fruity--life)

One time, I was at school and didn’t have rolling papers. So I went to the library at school, grabbed the bible and ripped out page 420 and rolled a joint and smoked it right outside of school. It was wonderful.